Evolution

Pastafarians offer third theory about creation of man To the editor: It was with great disappointment that Harold Camping's prediction of the Rapture did not transpire on May 21, because that would have resolved the issues in the ongoing flurry of letters to the editor concerning evolution and intelligent design. It appears that we will have to wait until Oct. 21 for Camping's new prediction of the Rapture, which provides ample time for the continued fleecing of the gullible.

It costs adults $19.95 and children $9.95 for admission to the surreal world of creationism. On May 28, in Petersburg, Ky., a newly built museum costing $27 million opened its doors to reinforce the ideological wishes of a sizeable aggregate of anti-evolution enthusiasts. One of the founders is quoted as saying "We're going to blow people out of the water with how many people we'll get. " This may not be idle chatter when one considers that about half the American population and three candidates for residency in the White House agree with the nonsense put forward by the promoters of this pulp fiction.