I’m glad gay people will be allowed to get married. They should be allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
“I just wanted to call you to thank you for bringing back ‘Rex Morgan.’ I was one of the callers who called in about it, and I am really pleased that you listened.”
“I am so tired of having my car make all these crazy noises, because Hagerstown pays for everything and gets everything new, except the stupid streets. My street, their streets, all the streets in Hagerstown, I try to go over them gently, but I still end up with a car that I have to go get fixed.”
“I just read in the Mail Call about putting a new stadium out where the hospital is. Why not put a Kmart or a Walmart there, and they’d have plenty of space, plenty of parking area there, and the people downtown could go shopping.”
“Pet owners, beware. I checked with my vet, and unfortunately, the caller who reported a recall of chicken jerky treats from China is right. So please, all pet owners, be warned. Let’s hope and pray it’s only these particular treats that are affected, and they can recall them and warn owners before any pets are harmed, because my vet said this contamination can cause very serious health problems — and also that the horror of the last Chinese pet poisoning doesn’t repeat itself. Since then, I’ve been careful to feed my dog only food and treats made in the U.S. or Canada. What else can we do?”
— Frederick, Md.