"Revenge of The Fallen" has inappropriate dog behavior, inappropriate bathroom behavior, drug references, ethnic slurs, too much swearing, even robot genetalia.
The movie starts off with Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) going off to college. His plans involve distancing himself from the Autobots and maintaining a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox). The movie follows Sam and his annoying parents, annoying roommate, and annoying teacher for what seems like ab hour before the Decepticons make their presence known. They want Sam because he knows the location of a secret weapon that threatens humanity. Sam, some secondary characters, and the Autobots spend the rest of the movie trying to reach the weapon before the Decepticons can get their claws on it.
Again, the stars of the movie are supposed to be the awesome robots, but director Michael Bay wastes too much time developing the human characters, who we all know shouldn't stand a chance against the machines.
My theory is that Bay was sick and tired of hearing people complain about how his movies were brain-dead collections of crashes and explosions. He decided to go hours without showing crashes or explosions to show everyone how boring his movies would be without them. I guess he's right, the movie is boring. But it's also still brain-dead.
The action sequences aren't even that exciting. And some things are hard to figure out. The robots are supposed to have human-like bodies, but they whip each other around so much that it's hard to tell if we're looking at their heads or backs or anything else.
I try to be nice to movies. I know a lot of people work hard on each film, the process is long and frustrating, sometimes jokes and scenes don't come off the way writers intend them to, and the actors try to make characters come to life on screen.
But there's no way "Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen" can be this bad by accident. This is one of the stupidest movies ever made.
o "Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen" is rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence, language, some crude and sexual material, and brief drug material. Its runtime is 149 minutes.
