I couldn't figure it out so I looked at the tag. I could dress up as an Ed Hochuli piñata.
Then I found a local creation of a blue sweatshirt made out of the bladders of a football and basketball, along with the string that wraps a baseball and the hard rubber that is under the hard shell of a golf ball. It was called "Inside Sports." The only problem with that outfit was that it could only be seen on Thursdays.
They had one that was popular with the women. It featured two pompoms, a letter sweater and two hairties along with a short skirt made by Longaberger. It was called basket of cheer.
Another interesting one was an all-white outfit with all kinds of words written on it, like Lou, blue, clue, two, Sue and Stew. The tag said it was "They're not saying Boooo."
Maybe my favorite was the one with a Grim Reaper robe, which included a box of Wheaties with knives jabbed in it and holes drilled through it.
If I wore that, I could be a cereal killer.
On with the predictions. Last week 16-5 (.762), season 127-49 (.722).
HIGH SCHOOLS
Frederick 30, North Hagerstown 14
Walkersville 20, South Hagerstown 14
Smithsburg 44, Williamsport 16
Boonsboro 38, Catoctin 7
Brunswick 41, Clear Spring 13
Greencastle 34, Jefferson 14
Boiling Springs 48, James Buchanan 12
State College 37, Chambersburg 13
Washington 26, Hampshire 18
Martinsburg 42, Musselman 21
Susquehanna Township 28, Waynesboro 23
Manassas Park 27, Berkeley Springs 17
Mercersburg Academy 19, Kiski School 12
St. James 33, Maryland Christian 15
Bucktail 30, Hancock 12
COLLEGES
Connecticut 27, West Virginia 21
West Virginia State 37, Shepherd 24
PROS
Ravens 23, Browns 20
Redskins 17, Steelers 13