o "Next time City of Hagerstown does any work, construction work, you need to do borings. That tells you what's underneath the ground, and they would have known that rock was down there." - Hagerstown
There's rock underground in Hagerstown? What a surprise.
o "I'm a customer that was at a local Virginia Avenue restaurant that has remodeled, and I was sitting beside a lady who found a rubber band in her salad. I heard the owner of the store confronting an employee as if she had put the rubber band in there on purpose. The way I heard him talk to her, I will never return to that restaurant again."
Why not? I hear the paper clip soup is delicious.
o "This is in response to the ad in Thursday, Sept. 18's newspaper on why husbands cheat on their wives. A Hagerstown caller wanted to know. It's generally because other women are more attractive, take care of themselves more. A lot of women gain weight, aren't attractive anymore, don't want to do adult things anymore, and a lot of other problems, and a new person in your life is more fun and more exciting than the same old boring person, day in and day out." - Waynesboro, Pa.
OK, but tell that to Christie Brinkley, Halle Berry and Shania Twain.