Fun on the farm -- Some a-moo-sing-jokes

October 30, 2007

The jokes are from the U.S. Department of Agriculture's National Agricultural Statistics Service. For more fun, see its Web site at

Q: What's a cow's favorite vegetable?

A: A cowat!

Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: A hamburglar!

Q: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that wouldn't give him any milk?

A: An udder failure!

Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?


A: Holstains!

Q: What did the well-mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?

A: After ewe!

Q: What game do cows play at parties?

A: Moosical chairs!

Q: Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink"?

A: Because he kept running out of his pen!

Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?

A: He tractor down!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A: A brick-layer!

Submitted by Erin Canfield, Washington County Dairy Princess. Got dairy questions? E-mail Erin at

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