HAGERSTOWN - Comedian George Carlin entertained about 1,800 fans during two shows at The Maryland Theatre.
Carlin was greeted by thunderous applause when he took the stage for the first show.
"I'm here for me. You're here for me. And nobody's here for you," he told the audience.
Carlin summarily went into his act and lambasted former Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong and golfer Tiger Woods for their ubiquity in the media and advertising.
Recent scandals that involved male students having intercourse with their female teachers, and the 69-year-old Carlin's journey into old age also were topics.
"I've been drooling in my sleep a lot," he said. "I'm drooling about a pint, pint-and-a-half a night."
Carlin blew his nose, said he would sell the used tissue on eBay, then attacked political correctness by telling jokes that smacked of incest and misogyny.