Editor's note: The following items were compiled from calls received for the "Mail Call/You Said It" columns.
"I'm not a big fan of murder ..."
Whew, that's a relief. Fans of murder are almost as bad as Ravens fans.
"Back in the cave dweller days, a man could drag his woman by the hair around town."
What town was that? Bedrock?
"If you were in a coma, you'd know it."
"Is there a partition we can sign to protest this?"
No, but you are welcome to come by my desk and sign the petition that separates me from my co-worker.
"You must be a real piece of cake."