"Way to go, Conococheague 9-10 All-Stars. You are so awesome, boys. Keep up the good work. You hit the States this week."
"Impeach Bush? Why should the people bother? Bush isn't the legitimate president, anyway."
"To everyone involved in trying to find our beloved little dog 'River' on Monday night. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. A special thank you to the folks who were brave enough to run into the middle of Eastern Boulevard to rescue our pups and then spent hours trying to connect us up again. All of you, we wish you the kind of happiness and peace that you brought to us that evening. I hope you never have to experience the loss of an animal. God bless you all."
"In response to the person in Mail Call. I am a senior and I am an excellent driver and guess what? I drive the speed limit. These young people who are in such a hurry drive 40 in a 25-mile zone. They pass on double lines, driving like a maniac. They blow the horn and use obscene gestures. They are the ones you need to re-test. Put a guard on that accelerator pedal. It's a proven fact that speed kills."