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Mail Call for 2/15

February 15, 2001

Mail Call for 2/15



Editor's note - Please be as brief as possible when calling Mail Call, The Daily Mail's reader call-in line.

Mail Call is not staffed on weekends or holidays so it is best to call Mail Call during the week. The Mail Call number is 301-791-6236.

You are welcome to leave a recorded message on any subject, but some calls will be screened out.

Here are some of the calls we have received lately:




"This message is for the young lady driving the green Mercury. Do your parents know that on Feb. 13, at 1:15 p.m. you raced past traffic and cut off the lane with the right of way as you went north on Burhans Boulevard at Virginia Avenue. Also do they know that you ran the red light at the corner of Burhans and Elgin? If not, I hope someone tells them and they slow your driving down prior to you injuring yourself or some other driver."

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"For my lollipop, from your honey pot. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you very much. You have made my life so wonderful. Love you."




"I see in the paper that they are looking for a daytime shelter for the homeless. How about a job?"




"I just discovered that the original Cookie Jar is still open down on East Washington Street. They have all kinds of really good donuts and cream puffs and other filled donuts. They also have really good coffee. I just thought I would mention that to the ones that are missing the Dunkin' Donuts."




"I have never been to jail or arrested, I am 36 years old. I cannot afford to go to college. But what sickens me is that all these murderers and other prisoners can get a college education. I can't get an education, but a murderer can? How is that possible? Only the criminals get anything. If you are a law-abiding citizen, you get absolutely nothing, but if you are a criminal, they bend backwards to get them what they want."




"I am calling about the people who put phone numbers in about old cards. Could you please put them back in again, so I can contact you?"




"Ashley, this is Terry. Happy Valentine's Day, I love you."




"I want to wish my mom, grandmother and my 2-year-old son a happy Valentine's Day. I love you all, from Michelle."




"I want to wish Jay a happy Valentine's Day from your secret admirer."




"I may have missed a point or something, but could someone tell me why Dear Abby has two heads?"

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