"I'm just calling in reference to all the hospital employees standing on the side of the corner of South Cannon Street smoking their cigarettes and hanging out. It doesn't look good. I think that the hospital needs to rethink its policy and maybe make a better place for them to go to smoke. It doesn't look good standing on the street corner. Everyone is either sitting on the curb or leaning up against the wall and it's really making the hospital look bad and it makes the employees look bad and it's making this wonderful town of Hagerstown look bad. Please, let's do something about it."
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"Hi Dixie. Happy Valentine's Day from your husband Bob and I love ya."
"I'd like to know what's the deal with these mail carriers? One day they deliver the mail at 12 o'clock and they next day it's 6. Don't you fellows get paid enough to work a little faster?"