To President Judge John Walker, for requiring Franklin and Fulton County, Pa. people who want to divorce to attend a class to show them how a split could harm their children.
To West Virginia State Trooper Carl Mahood, who was honored for making 138 drunk driving arrests in 1996, and all other police and fire/rescue personnel honored at the Martinsburg, W.Va. Elks' Lodge's third annual Law and Safety Day Banquet.
To the Basketball Hall of Fame, for once again ignoring the 43-year career of Mount Saint Mary's College Coach Jim Phelan. He's the fourth-winningest college coach in history!
To Maryland Del. Samuel Rosenberg, for introducing a bill that would allow police to issue citations for some minor crimes they now ignore because they don't have two hours to spend booking every disorderly conduct suspect.